David "Unabomber" Hagen rebuffed by court

YAWN. I grow tired of these games Herr Hagen. The justice department in an increasingly tiresome display told David, "no problem, you can be your own attorney" as they rubbed their hands together in glee. But the court said, not so fast and David's attorney is being forced by the court to continue representing the once and future felon, David Hagen.

This first document is the government's response to David's 17 page manifesto of slights and snubs.

order re withdraw

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This second file is the latest example that David has both way too much time on his hands (or on his knees servicing his fellow inmates). "No, I really want to be represented by an attorney" David now says. But spending time on "the floor" (read the file, it's priceless) without benefit of a desk or access to the law library has just made poor David Hagen concerned about his representation.

Motion to Reconsider

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This last file is pretty startling. Bryan Kos, AKA the big fish, AKA David's last hope to cut any kid of reasonable deal, has pled guilty to 2 counts, accepted by the court in a Rule 11 hearing. These are not the same counts he shares with Hagen, and his plea agreement (like Mark Brecher's too) is sealed. Lots more to come. 

Kos Information

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Now that David can't flip on Kos, our thoughts are that David's last hope is to try and flip on Ivan Ivanov (more on his crumbling empire to come), Edward C Ovsenik, Annette Hagen-Brown-Defusco, Keri Keenan-Hagen, (now) Travel Agent Curtis Garth, or any of the other "advisors" and "consultants" hooked into the VSTC/GXTC/Gatelinx Global/Gatelinx/PrimeTV scam.

HAGEN FIRES ATTORNEY, remains in Jail.

In an utterly predictable effort, David Hagen, facing 20+ years in federal prison and having already served an unbelievable 545+ days in Mecklenberg County Jail, has fired his attorney.

In a 17 page, handwritten brief to the court, David claims

1. His first attorney was incompetent and he fired him (WRONG fat fuck, as detailed in this blog and in publicly filed documents, Shanahan fired you for being stupid)

2. His second attorney has ignored him, failed to take legal advice from David (that's shocking) and has not pursued legal means to force either a speedy trial or a dismissal of the indictments. (WRONG again, as detailed here you're legal wranglings which you tried before and they didn't work and didn't work this time are the source of the delays)

3. His wife liquidated all the assets and skipped out on him leaving him indigent (and heartbroken so he fell into the arms of bubba) after his arrest created an opportunity, I mean hardship for her. 

4. He's faced intolerable conditions with the "denizens" who reside in the county jail leaving him sleeping on a hard floor for 2 hours a night and fearing for his life. (David is a card carrying racist, so it's particularly amusing to know he's in a facility that is 90+% black)

5. Wants to be a samurai and fall on his own sword (Didn't fat schmoo Derek get the sword collection?)

Hagen fires attorney and whines to judge

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Here's the most amazing fact. DAVID CAN STILL CUT A DEAL. Bryan Kos is a big fish and is still out there. There is the whole Chicago contingent from the Yadio fraud attempt (messr's Green, et al). There is the remaining Ed Ovsenik, Curtis Garth, Ivan Ivanov, Annette Louise Brown DeFusco Hagen group, and others too. There are the "advisors" and CFO's (the parade of co-conspirators) and more. 

David could have probably gotten a deal for 3 years and just rolled over on these other criminals. But, his ego and his lack of any real intelligence have made that unlikely. The US Attorney's office hates Hagen and are gonna see him put in jail for a long long time. Plus, we have the still sealed Mark Brecher plea agreement that is probably going to eat into David's marketability with regards his plea opportunities. 

David Hagen continues to be an enigma. Those of us here in this blog that knew him shake our collective heads in wonder. 

Meanwhile, his family lives with the shame and legacy that only time and (as in the case of Derek) a few donuts will cure.